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DR. CHAPMAN:
We all have a place in Middleton.
We all love it here in Wisconsin.

JULIA:
Where the coffee just smells better.

ROD:
And the chairs are made with synthetic leather.

JULIA:
We all have a place in Middleton.
We all love it here in Wisconsin.

DR. CHAPMAN:
Where the women look like this!

JEFF:
And the women look like this.

DR. CHAPMAN:
So smell our diary air.
So smell our dairy air.

ELLIE:
You'd never know that you could smell
a dairy air like this until
you smell our dairy air.

RICHARD THE BRO:
I didn't think that I belonged
inside this town but I was wrong.
I love it here but I must say
something that bothers me today,
I'm not back 'til Act Two.
I'm not back 'til Act Two.
Man what's effing wrong with you?

STEPHEN:
It's not easy being new in this town,
some things are easy as they-

*Dialogue

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from Chiropractical: Original Cast Recording, released October 23, 2014

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Chiropractical

Chiropractical is a full length musical comedy by Nick Jester. It happily premiered on August 11th 2011.
Finally, a musical with a backstory!

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