She Would Want Me To Be An A​-​Hole

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Oh she would want me to be an A-Hole,
that's what first attracted her to me.
Oh she would want me to be an A-Hole,
Dee de dee de dee de dee de dee.
And I would rather be an A-Hole than a D-Bag.
I'm really good at boasting, but I don't mean to brag.
Oh for some reason ladies like A-Holes,
that's me.

Stole a T-Shirt from a U-Haul today.
Sold some chairs online, on e-Bay.
I like "S" and "M" when it spells Ms.
I really really really like to rock the K-Swiss.
But not today, todays and exceptions.
Don't call me a prick, I'm an erection.
Some say I have lost control,
but they're a bunch of A-Holes.


And I would rather be an A-Hole-


Oh she would want me to be an A-Hole-



from Chiropractical: Original Cast Recording, released October 23, 2014



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Chiropractical is a full length musical comedy by Nick Jester. It happily premiered on August 11th 2011.
Finally, a musical with a backstory!

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