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*Dialogue

STEPHEN:
It's not easy being new in this town.
Some things are not easy as they sound.
It's not easy hiding a frown.
The things I'd give to crack the back of anyone around.

All my life the things I've missed.
Busy I chiropracticed. For what?
I can help you please!
Does everyone lift with their knees?
If there is just one crooked spine,
please god, give me a sign.

*Dialogue

DR. CHAPMAN:
It's not easy, I'm the old rich guy.
People sell me things that I don't even want to buy.
I am polite, but sometimes I scoff.
People like this make me so philanthropissed off.

No one understands my state.
I'm not gay, my back's not straight.
No one understands my pain,
my wife listens as I complain.
She says that I'm a baby.
But baby got back problems.

STEPHEN:
I know you're out there, and that you're in pain.
Oh I wish I could hear you complain.

DR. CHAPMAN:
I'm sending my mending message to the sky.
A massage in your garage, I'd buy.

STEPHEN & DR. CHAPMAN:
I need you, I need you, I mean for always.
I need you, I need you, how are your Tuesdays?

DR. CHAPMAN:
A stranger's just a friend you have not met.

STEPHEN:
Would it be much stranger if I said

STEPHEN & DR. CHAPMAN:
Hey.

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from Chiropractical: Original Cast Recording, released October 23, 2014

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Chiropractical

Chiropractical is a full length musical comedy by Nick Jester. It happily premiered on August 11th 2011.
Finally, a musical with a backstory!

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