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lyrics

*Dialogue

JEFF:
What have I become, a pervert man?
Nothing but a nudey motorcycle fan.
This is not the Jeff, that Jeff knows he can be.
I wish I had the friends around who know the real me.

*Dialogue

ELVIRA:
Your hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
is what you must find.
Your hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
Is with you all the time.

*Dialogue

JEFF:
My hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
will be satisfied.
My hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
comes from the inside.

*Dialogue

CONRAD:
When you're feeling blue

ELVIRA:
balls will cheer you up.

CONRAD:
It's up to you Jeff.

ELVIRA:
To fill your cup.

CONRAD:
Your hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
will never go dry.
Your hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
only has one eye.

*Dialogue

CONRAD & ELVIRA:
There's a difference between love and sex.

JEFF:
There's a difference between love and sex.

CONRAD & ELVIRA:
Smash your cup, your dixie wrecked.

JEFF:
Smash your cup, your dixie wrecked.

CONRAD & ELVIRA:
There's a difference between love and sex.

JEFF:
There's a difference between love and sex.

CONRAD & ELVIRA:
Smash your cup, your dick's erect.

CONRAD:
Jeff what have you learned from the oath?

JEFF:
There's a difference between love and sex, and I want both.

You guys are my friends, and you have helped me see
I need to find a women that can love the real me

My hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
Will be satisfied.
My hap-hap-hap-hap pinness-pinness-pinness
Comes from the inside.

My hap. My penis cums from the inside.

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from Chiropractical: Original Cast Recording, released October 23, 2014

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Chiropractical

Chiropractical is a full length musical comedy by Nick Jester. It happily premiered on August 11th 2011.
Finally, a musical with a backstory!

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